Monday, April 23, 2007

Please, Allow Me

A friend called this morning to ask if I've responded to an invitation yet. No, I haven't. I've been busy plus I seem to have misplaced my invitation. I've got to find it but I've had so many more urgent matters to tend to . . . Pushy friend cut me off about there.

"Well, since you have to call anyway, you can accept for both of us to save me a phone call."

I wanted to point out that it did not in fact save her a phone call since she had to call me specifically for this reason. But there was no point in dragging this call out any longer. I'm kind of busy here at work so I really don't have time to teach my friends manners.

People like her are so lucky that it's not possible for me to teleport, because if I could I would have done so just to kick her in the shin. It smarts & it's uncomfortable but won't do any real damage so it's not too violent & that makes it ok.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

please DO RSVP, for yourself! then youll go to whatever shindig it was and she will be sitting home alone and disgruntled. but with her ankles intact.